#duck calls

[thriftstoresisyphus]

"Mallard Talk" Marshland

This is one of those deceptive LPs, you see it and initially think it's some obscure rap 12-inch, then you flip it over and realize he's not holding a mic, he's holding a duck call (and is it electric or something? Looks like a 1/4" jack but I guess that's a neck holder.)

[inconsistent-duckposting]

It is Soup’s birthday! He is two years old now!

[sparkoflena]

Random Headcanon

Dick: Tim, we need to talk about your relationship with Damian.

Tim: ...why? We have a normal Sibling Bickering relationship.

Dick: You are the only member of this family that he still calls by your last name. I know things were rough at the start but you need to bond with him more and-

Tim, already laughing: This is about my name???

Dick: Yeah, your last name-

Tim: Dick, my last name is Drake!

Dick: ...I'm aware.

Tim: And Damian's 13.

Dick: I don't see the correlation.

Tim: Drake translates to 'dragon.' And he's a kid.

Dick: So this is about... your name meaning?

Tim: Would you rather call your brother by a stuffy name like Timothy or by DRAGON

[largemouthbassnation]

2 Down The Shore Hunting Dog Training technique | DDU Ep.11

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[tax--fraud]

Yesterday while doing yardwork my ducks found a bumble bee nest somewhere and pissed them off. Apparently only my black call, Opal was guilty of nibbling bees and was the only one being chased. I grabbed him to put him in their pool in the hopes they'd leave my dear son alone but since I was holding the apostate who committed the crime, I was now also guilty and was stung many times. Follows is a recreation of the events

[fishytheegg]

Colour your night

[duckchaw]

Girlboss Crystal

[yi3248]

roach with ducks for @roachy-draws :D!!!

[sketchquill]

*Very slowly pushes this towards you before naruto running away*

[han-ban-bam]

This started out as a ha ha! Halsin likes ducks does he. Well what if Tav WAS a duck. 😂 This is now my go to doodle adventure, this feels like a monkey paw situation so apologies in advance.

[googleincognitomode]

i know some ppl can see katniss as the strict parent, but it has never came into my mind. have you seen how easy she can be w prim? have you seen peeta in cf? strict personal trainer extraordinaire ??!! katniss would look right into her kid’s face- connect something w peeta like her daughters blue eyes or her sons face and would go ‘okay-just don’t tell your father this- please. i don’t want you in trouble my little ducks’ ! allowing them to get away w it. not to say peeta wouldn’t be a fantastic parent- he would just be the more strict on w rule and routine

[121231212i]

Honkai: Star rail | Aventurine & Dr. Ratio

[royalarchivist]

Dono: [Tells Rubius that some streamers called Quackity for advice on how to beat the Ender Dragon in their Minecraft Hardcore world]

Rubius: [Knows damn well Quackity doesn't know how to play Minecraft]

[via @duolimalimon]

[amelia-yap]

QUACK

[ryllen]

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[inconsistent-duckposting]

He is a talented mathematician